Imagine if politicians were Pro Wrestlers/UFC Fighters, what would be their nicknames?

Democrats: Osama Da "Bomba", Joe Bidin' His Time, The tag team duo named Billary ( That one's just too good.) Republicans: John "Navy Plane: McCain, Para Sailin, Mitt "The Glove" Romney, Huck Finnaby (He keeps an evil corn cob pipe in his spandex.)